- 1917 - 'Do we really need another war film?', I thought to myself. The answer is yes, if it's directed by (Sir) Sam Mendes, a man who understands both acting and spectacle. He brings all the tricks of the stage to this brilliant drama. Part war story; part epic quest; part folk narrative; part natural cycle; part spiritual journey, with fantastic cameos (Colin Firth; Andrew Scott; Mark Strong; Benedict Cumberbatch; Jamie Parker) to complement the superb leads. And the single shot cinematography is sensational and works wonderfully to interpret the tension. Our heroes and saviours are not knights and generals but ordinary folk.
- Jojo Rabbit - With moments of exquisite pathos and almost painful black humour, Taika Waititi has directed a piece of brilliance. Young Jojo (Roman Griffin Davis) tries to come to terms with the changing political events in Nazi Germany while trying to become a grown up, belong to a group, and retain humanity and empathy - not so very easy when your imaginary friend is Hitler (Taika Waititi) and your mother (Scarlett Johansson) is secretly sheltering a Jewish girl (Thomasin McKenzie) in the attic. Sam Rockwell brings sensitivity and humour to the deeply flawed Captain Klenznedorf, with Rebel Wilson striking the only wrong note as her performance is tonally out of tune with the rest of the cast. The film is amazing: funny and poignant and shocking and absurd. I loved it!
- The Lighthouse - A black and white masterpiece of acting (Robert Pattinson; Willem Defoe) and direction (Robert Eggers), as two men attempt to retain their sanity while living at a remote lighthouse in New England in the 1890s. The cinematography (Jarin Blashke) remains tight as the mentality unravels, and the soundscape (Damian Volpe) is exquisite and intense. Hallucinations and judicious editing (Louise Ford) nudge the picture towards horror, and thoughts of romantic getaways to lighthouse keepers' cottages are left far behind.
- Les Misérables - It’s so much better without the songs... Heart-racingly brilliant with such tension and angst, I’m not sure I breathed for the last hour. A gendarme from the provinces (Damien Bonnard) joins an established and corrupt duo of street-wise policemen (Alexis Maneti and Djebril Zonga) in the inner-city suburb of Paris where Victor Hugo wrote his famous novel. The divisions of race, class, and effects of poverty on perception of crime are as relevant now as then, and metaphors abound as we see things from different perspectives (drones above and staircases below). This began as a short film (also written and directed by Ladj Ly) from 2017, and has extended into this 104-minute picture. Not one of those minutes is wasted.
- Little Women - I used to think I was Jo; now I'm worried I may have been Amy. I didn't think I needed to see yet another version of Little Women, but this was a touching and heartfelt adaptation: beautifully acted (Saorise Ronan; Emma Watson; Florence Pugh; Eliza Scanlon; Laura Dern; Timothée Chalomet) and directed (Greta Gerwig). Yes, I read it as a child and am invested in the story, but I always felt the ending was a cop-out and it raised my emerging feminist ire; this adaptation reassigns motives and I am happier with it (although my thoughts on whether to create art or children probably remain controversial). Moving the timeline around brings a fresh perspective (many purist critics dislike it and that's understandable, but it is an adaptation not a slavish recreation); it makes the women more active in their own stories rather than being responsive to events that happen to them. On a totally related note: I love and miss my sisters so much.
- The Personal History of David Copperfield - The novel is a mad caper and so is the film, full of joy and charm and picaresque moments. Again, as an adaptation, it cannot hope to cram everything in, but director Armando Iannucci certainly knows what he's doing. He is assisted by a spectacular cast including Dev Patel (as the titular character), Hugh Laurie, Daisy May Cooper, Peter Capaldi, Tilda Swinton, Ben Wishaw and Paul Whitehouse, who all bring zest and energy to their roles. Iannucci and co-writer Simon Blackwell handle the tale with respect and reverence, tweaking bits here and there for a contemporary audience while never losing sight of the importance of a boy growing into a young man through learning and education, which are not the same thing.
Friday, 1 January 2021
Friday Five: Best Films of 2020
Friday, 25 December 2020
Friday Five: Who's Who on Christmas Day
Tuesday, 22 December 2020
Boys' Own War Adventure: The Rest is Silence
The writing on the jacket claims
that this is “a Billy Boyle World War II Mystery”, so it is obviously one of a
series in which US Army Captain Billy Boyle and his partner Kaz work for the Office
of Special Investigations: “our job was to deal with low crimes in high places
that got in the way of the war effort. And to deal with them quietly, although
quiet wasn’t always in the cards.” The novel was published in 2014, but the
style is that of a previous era with a hard-boiled-detective noir fiction bent.
When a body washes up on Slapton
Sands on England’s Southern Coast, Boyle and Kaz are called in to investigate. The
Devonshire Beach is the home to Operation Tiger (April 1944), the top-secret
rehearsal for the approaching D-Day invasion of Normandy. This was a real event
in which hundreds of Allied soldiers lost their lives; there were more American
casualties in the exercise than the actual attack.
While the men are investigating
the crime, they are billeted in a country house full of rich people, which
includes a dead patriarch, old animosities, and a contested will. This provides
ample sub-plots about relationship dynamics. One of the family members, Edgar, is
writing a book about the interpretation of the end of Hamlet, which is where the title of the novel originates. Boyle
seems to be taking a swipe at academia and philosophy, whereas he deals in hard
truths and manly facts.
He is a plastic Paddy American
who hates the English as part of his shtick, having to restrain himself from
voicing his true feelings. Boyle is related to General Dwight Eisenhower, who is
everyone’s boss in the US Army: “I call him Uncle Ike”. Lady Pemberton, the
matriarch of the house in which he is staying says, “One bristles at the idea
of a foreigner, even one of our American cousins, telling the British army what
to do. But he seems like a decent fellow.” Boyle is naturally tough and
uncompromising and rejects authority figures, or certainly British ones. War is
unpleasant, requiring a stern exterior, and Boyle narrates his part in a stoical
fashion. He takes no prisoners and favours neither side, trying to remain natural
about the situation.
In some cases the language
strains to be contemporary to the setting. There are men with physical
deformities including Kaz: “[Kaz] grinned, his scarred face looking slightly
maniacal. I don’t much mind maniacal when it’s on my side.” And there are men
with mental scars as a result of the war, who have suicidal tendencies and difficulty
readjusting to civilian life. These issues may be well-known now but were less
so at the time, making the recognition anachronistic though the sentiment is
sound.
Much of the novel reads like a boys’ own adventure with comrades in arms, smugglers, gun fights, and bureaucratic conversations about military exercises and clandestine operations. Its main interest is in the fact that it is set around a genuine historic incident. There are many others in this series (fifteen at present count), so people are clearly drawn to this style of storytelling with a historical mystery set against a military background with a cynical world-weary hero.
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| Bootprints of 749 troops were laid out on Slapton Sands, Devon, in April 2019 to mark the 75th anniversary of Exercise Tiger. |
Friday, 18 December 2020
Friday Five: Best Theatre of 2020
- American Song - Red Stitch Actors' Theatre and Critical Stages Touring, Queanbeyan Performing Arts Centre: One man theatre performed by Joe Petruzzi, directed by Tom Healey, and written by Joanna Murray-Smith is a heart-felt and sensitive account of how to cope with unfathomable loss due to gun violence. It's not as preachy as it could easily be, and the dry-stone wall metaphor may be a little stretched, but it is so well-meant that I'll let it stand.
- Brighton Beach Memoirs - Canberra Repertory Society, Theatre 3: If I'm honest I'm a bit bored with stories about men being men or becoming men. I know this is not the fault of the writer (write what you know. right?) but rather the publishing houses and production companies who choose these stories over anything else. But the second rule of reviewing is 'review what is there; not what you want to be there' (the first is 'don't give away the plot'), and in that vein, this is a pretty fine production. Director Karen Vickery has obviously worked on diction and projection - despite the assumed American accents, I can still understand 90% of what the cast are saying - and has also imported a realism of action that works well with the home-spun tale of how a kid became a writer. The semi-autobiographical character of Eugene Jerome is played with plenty of energy and promise by Jamie Boyd, who looks to have a bright future if theatre survives in this town, and, as his mother, Victoria Dixon is dignified and powerful with an exceptional touch of insecurity. The family dynamics with their alliances, splits, and hierarchical divisions (three adults, three children and one teenager are crammed into a Brooklyn apartment) are highlighted brilliantly by Chris Baldock's set, which paints its own claustrophobic pictures.
- Family Values - Griffin Theatre Company, The Playhouse: Full of meaty goodness - political satire in its natural habitat with plenty of energy and dysfunctional dynamics. As he prepares for his 70th birthday, retired judge, Roger (Andrew McFarlane) holds forth smugly on a number of issues, including refugees, detention centres and boat people, in such a way that will obviously be challenged when his family arrive and question all of his assumptions. Great work by creative cast and crew brings this aphoristic text (David Williamson) to life.
- Hell Ship - Chester Creative, Queanbeyan Performing Arts Centre: Another one-man show (more likely due to financial considerations rather than viral ones) as Michael Veitch interprets a personal story about the doctor on board the 'fever ship', Ticonderoga, which arrived in Melbourne in 1852, and on which 170 of the 800 passengers (mainly Scottish families who had embarked seeking a new life) died from typhus. The doctor, James William Henry Veitch was Veitch's great-great grandfather, and he portrays his initial warmth, humour and subsequent survivor's guilt with the help of a sheet and some creative lighting.
- HMS Pinafore - Hayes Theatre Co, Queanbeyan Performing Arts Centre: This show is amazing! Kate Gaul has directed a masterpiece with respect and irreverence in equal measure. I suspected I would like it, but I was not expecting to love this as much as I do: I simply can't stop smiling. The star-crossed lovers; the mismatched marriages; the mistaken identities; the entirely relevant gender-reversals; the songs I didn't even know I knew; the hyper-realism of set and costume... Oh joy, oh rapture unforeseen; it is absolutely beautiful and an utter delight. In case you can't tell, I f*•^ing loved it.
Monday, 14 December 2020
There is no Planet B: The Battle of the Labyrinth
In this fourth instalment in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series,
Percy and his companions embark on quest through the Labyrinth, a terrifying
place created by Daedalus, which exists in another dimension. Like its
predecessors, the novel is an entertaining introduction to the world of Greek
mythology, featuring gods, heroes, monsters, half-bloods and mortals There are
great action scene set pieces, and an underpinning ecological message that keeps
the pace varied and adds a touch of depth to the adventures.
We meet many gods, who mostly
fight each other: the Olympians are in perpetual conflict with the Titans, ruled
by Kronos who is gathering his forces in secret. The gods with their games and their
prophecies are fickle and deceptive. Thy are omnipotent, yet they fight against
the heroes and half-bloods with their magical assistants. For example, Quitus
has a large and terrifying hellhound called Mrs O’Leary who can kill and chews
on a life-size squeaky pink rubber yak. There are magical swords, invisibility
caps, and charmed whistles, but we learn that humans’ knowledge can help as
much as (if not more than) magic.
In a gameshow sequence Annabeth has to answer the sphinx’s riddle: she thinks she knows it (the one about the ages of man), but it has been changed because everyone knows that one by now. “Canned applause blasted from the ceiling, as if there were invisible loud speakers. Spotlights swept across the room and reflected off the dais, throwing disco glitter over the skeletons on the floor.” The pop-culture meets horror story aesthetic is very similar to a Stephen King novel.
The satirical style is maintained throughout to counteract the hyperbolic escapades, and Riordan makes great use of the deadpan approach (pun intended), such as when he introduces the idea of Grover searching for Pan, god of the wild. It is Grover’s mission to find Pan, and if he fails, his life means nothing. “I’d never heard him sound so confident about anything, except maybe that cheese enchiladas were better than chicken enchiladas.” Pan’s wilderness is being destroyed by humans and development. Gods can’t die, but they can fade, as Pan tells Grover, “when everything they stood for is gone. When they cease to have power, and their sacred places disappear. The wild is so small now, so shattered, that no god can save it. My realm is gone.”
The remaining humans must work together for salvation. The name, Pan, originally meant rustic, but over the years it has come to mean all. “The spirit of the wild must pass to all of you now. You must tell each one you meet: if you would find Pan, take up Pan’s spirit. Remake the wild, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world. You cannot wait for anyone else, even a god, to do that for you.” The environmental message is strong, suggesting that life (both of people and the planet) is fragile and that we should take more care of it. Hephaestus bemoans, “People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed.”
Percy Jackson was hailed as the
new Harry Potter, and there are many similarities with J.K. Rowling’s wizard
world. Percy is different; he has ADHD, which means he can’t sit still and he
blurts things out – perhaps this is also an excuse for antisocial behaviour? His
dreams threaten to torment him, as did Harry’s. He goes to camp every summer,
fights to protect his friends, starts having human hormones, learns to accept
difference, and deals with monsters and magic that ‘normal’ humans can’t see.
Camp Half-Blood is very dangerous and people die there; each year there is a
quest, and everyone wants one so that they can prove themselves. Rachel asks
Percy, not unreasonably, “So you do this every summer? Fight monsters? Save the
world? Don’t you ever get to do just, you know, normal stuff?”
Friday, 11 December 2020
Friday Five: Christmas Tree Ornaments
- A football - of course
- A fantail - given to us by The Weevil and a reminder of New Zealand
- A tui - a gift from another Kiwi friend
- A magpie - we've also got a couple of doves nestling among the branches - I love to see birds in the trees
- A rocking horse - my mother decided this one was for me - you can tell because she wrote my name on it
- A collage Christmas tree on a Christmas tree - very post modern from Nephew Aidan
- Pom poms - as you do (if you're Niece Niamh)
Friday, 4 December 2020
Friday Five: Stitching and Bitching
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| No borders unless they're pretty and floral |
"This pattern is dedicated to people fleeing persecution who, despite all obstacles still strive to create a clean, tidy, safe space for their loved ones to rest before facing another day.The women who sew together rags for their wee ones 'cause they know how important it is for a two-year-old to have a cuddly friend. The women who dress in black and march for peace amid gunfire and tear gas. All the while carrying giant handbags with keys and snacks and hankies for small runny noses."
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| C'mon gang: Be excellent to each other |
"Stop for a moment and imagine what the world would be like if everyone did one simple act of kindness for a stranger, every single day."Old ladies would get safely across roads, lost wallets would be returned to their owners, wars would stop breaking out all over the place. the possibilities are truly endless. Pay it forward people, I think we're onto something here!"Fucking kindness. It just works every time."
The remaining images are little kits by Thomas Joseph that I picked up back in the UK, where we like cheap gags and sheep. Well, wouldn't ewe?

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