Friday, 21 June 2024

Friday Five: Comic Strip


The national Belgian team have announced that their away strip for the World Cup is an homage to Belgian cartoonist, Hergé and the comic character he is most known for: Tintin. The away kit will feature a blue jersey with characteristic white collar, brown shorts, and white socks. 

This got me thinking about the children's programmes I used to watch as a child, and wondered if any of them could be appropriate for the English national strip. My favourites were Bagpuss and The Clangers. I also quite liked Zippy from Rainbow, although I wasn't such a fan of Bungle and George. Other contenders that spring to mind are The Pathetic Sharks from Viz, Rupert the Bear and, of course, Noddy.
 

More recently (or at least since I no longer watch children's TV), we have had Bob the Builder, Danger Mouse, Morph, Pingu, Postman Pat, Shaun the Sheep, and The Teletubbies. So I can picture the likes of Harry Kane paying homage to Noddy, Jordan Pickford with a rubber ring as a Pathetic Shark, or Jude Bellingham and Marcus Rasdhford as Tinky-Winky and Laa-Laa. Which children's characters do you think would inspire a creative and nostalgic England kit?
 

Tuesday, 18 June 2024

Serial Killer: The White Cottage Mystery


The White Cottage Mystery by Margery Allingham
Penguin
Pp.139

The blurb on the back of the book informs us that, “The White Cottage Mystery was Margery Allingham’s first detective story, published initially as a newspaper serial. Her sister Joyce has now skilfully revised the text to reveal a sharply plotted period piece stamped with the genius of a great and familiar hand.” Mostly this revision is apparently removing some of the repetition which would occur in a serialisation to remind readers of the story from last week rather than the previous page.

It is a country house mystery of the type favoured by the Queens of Crime and follows the formula expertly. The blurb also summarises, “Seven people might have murdered Eric Crowther, the mysterious recluse who lived in the gaunt house whose shadow fell across the White Cottage. Seven people had good cause. It was not lack of evidence that sent Detective Chief Inspector Challenor and his son Jerry half across Europe to unravel a chaos of clues.” The clues involve people trying to cover their secrets, such as blackmail, homosexuality, adultery, class pretence, and other sins. Attitudes may have changed, but the well-plotted drama and general motivation to keep things hidden remains.


On one occasion, W.T. Challenor is exasperated with a woman who doesn’t appear to grasp the sliding scale of the importance of secrets. He tries to explain, “An elephant is large compared with a mouse, but it is ridiculously small compared with Mount Etna. That secret may have been immense six months ago, but now we are faced with a larger and much more terrible secret. Don’t you realise what a murder means?” Women frequently exasperate W.T., and he dismisses them as stereotypes. “Grace Christensen was a woman of the pretty, graceful, feminine type that is not too clever.” Other of-the-era outlooks are reserved for foreigners and ‘abroad’, where father and son head later in the novel to track down a suspect. There is an unwritten code of conduct and honour, which is also familiar from early 20th century novels. W.T. states plainly, “I am an Englishman, and we like our facts like our food – without subtlety. If you will honour me with your trust you will find that I shall respect your confidence.” Far more serious is the stance towards childhood trauma and the notion that the best way to approach distressing events is to forget them.


As with all Golden Age detective mystery fiction, however, the crime is treated as something of a game. W.T. muses on the suspects, “They all behave as if they were innocent, and yet each one is hiding something. Each has a motive for killing Crowther, and admits it freely. No sane person would dare to do that unless they felt safe.” It is, of course, baffling to the duo attempting to solve it. The White Cottage Mystery is a gripping, short caper, capable of being consumed in a day, and the fine plotting ensures that everything is neatly tied up with a bow after all. This is highly recommended for fans of the genre.