Quick Qintet: Dad's advice

In the interests of equality:

5 Things My Dad Taught Me:

1. It's never 'just a game' - play nicely, but play to win
2. The person who doesn't pour the wine gets to choose the glass
3. Never drive drunk, or let anyone else do it - if you really can't stop them; don't get in the car
4. Listen; you might learn something
5. Don't mock what you don't understand