Friday Five: New Year's Eve quotes

Rainbow lorikeets in the back garden

We had a fantastic New Year's Eve with friends on the coast (Mr and Mrs Lovely-Bonkers and their offspring and her parents). There were beach walks and sea-swimming and bubbles and fishy foods and raucous games and bird-watching. Among the hilarity, there were some quotable gems that could be repeated in public. These are they:

5 Quotes from New Year's Eve:

1. If we run out of red wine later, you can always suck my shorts.
2. No secret identities at the table.
3. You've got sparkles down my top.
4. It was all aflame and now it's fizzled out. We've all been there.
5. I could see in the new year with a damp tea bag.

The Harry Potter wand sparkle-off