|Rainbow lorikeets in the back garden|
5 Quotes from New Year's Eve:
- If we run out of red wine later, you can always suck my shorts.
- No secret identities at the table.
- You've got sparkles down my top.
- It was all aflame and now it's fizzled out. We've all been there.
- I could see in the new year with a damp tea bag.
|The Harry Potter wand sparkle-off|