- Description of a painting from Wikipedia: “This painting captures the moody atmosphere of an autumn day on the Seine River, also known as La Seine. The sky is dark and cloudy, but there are spots where light shines through to illuminate the water and buildings that line its banks. There are a few trees on either side of the river that have not yet lost their leaves, while others have already turned brown and orange. It is a beautiful painting that captures the mood of a late September day in the region, with its changing light and gentle breezes. The river, which is usually so busy, becomes calm and reflective. The reflection of the trees and buildings on the water’s surface can be seen in full detail as well as their reflections in the windows of houses near by.” What is the name of the painting and the artist?
- Dictionary definition of a word beginning with 's': “A rustle or soft, whispery sound, particularly of leaves in the wind” What is the word?
- The publisher's blurb from the fourth book in a series: "What if you knew someone you loved was going to die? What if you thought you could save them? How much would you risk to try? How far will a woman travel to find a father, a lover a destiny? Across seas, across time – across the grave itself?” What is the name of the book, the series and the author?
- Description of an English post-punk group formed in 1976 band by music critic, Simon Reynolds in the NME: "A kind of Northern English magic realism that mixed industrial grime with the unearthly and uncanny, voiced through a unique, one-note delivery somewhere between amphetamine-spiked rant and alcohol-addled yarn." What is the name of the band and the lead singer?
- Description of a film from Wikipedia: “A 1994 American epic Western film directed by Edward Zwick and starring Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Aidan Quinn, Julia Ormond and Henry Thomas. Based on the 1979 novella of the same title by Jim Harrison, the film is about three brothers and their father living in the wilderness and plains of Montana in the early 20th century and how their lives are affected by nature, history, war, and love.” What is the name of the film and what Oscar did it win that year?
Friday, 15 April 2022
Friday Five: Autumn Arts Part Two
Friday, 8 April 2022
Friday Five: Autumn Arts Part One
- Description of a painting on Wikipedia: "Exhibited at the Royal Academy in 1856, it was described by the critic John Ruskin as 'the first instance of a perfectly painted twilight'. The painter's wife Effie wrote that he had intended to create a picture that was 'full of beauty and without a subject'. The picture depicts four girls in the twilight collecting and raking together fallen leaves in a garden. They are making a bonfire, but the fire itself is invisible, only smoke emerging from the between the leaves. The painting has been seen as one of the earliest influences on the development of the aesthetic movement." What is the name of the painting and the artist?
- Description of a TV series on IMDb: "The psychological thriller examines the lives of two hunters - one is a serial killer who prays on victims in and around Belfast, Northern Ireland, and the other is a female detective drafted from the London Metropolitan Police to catch him." What is the name of the TV series and the actors who play those characters?
- The first lines from the translation of a novel: "May I monsieur, offer my services without running the risk of intruding? I fear you may not be able to make yourself understood by the worthy ape who resides over the fate of this establishment. In fact, he speaks nothing but Dutch." What is the name of the novel and the author?
- Description of some music on Classic FM: "Like the other concertos [this] has three movements; the first is energetic and rhythmic, and depicts a harvest festival dance. The second is a slow movement that seems to usher the cool air and reflective crisp mornings well and truly in. And the third movement is a lively and jaunty affair, setting to music an autumn hunt taking place atop a layer of crispy settled leaves." What is the name of the concerto, the suite from which it is taken and the composer?
- Description of a film by Variety film critic Emanuel Levy in 2000: "Utterly banal, Joan Chen's tediously sappy romance is a kind of modern-day Love Story (a better film!) with a 'twist': Richard Gere's suave lover is old enough to be Winona Ryder's father." What is the name of the film?
Thursday, 10 September 2020
Get Orf My Land: The Shepherd's Life
Penguin
Pp. 287
Sheep are big business. Last
month (August 2020) in Lanark, Scotland, a sheep called Double Diamond sold for
a world-record sum of £367,500. James Rebanks knows that sheep are important. As
a shepherd, he understands that farming and shepherding are crucial to the
economy and the livelihood of many. He explains that this is hard work but that
he loves it and enjoys the connection that he gets from the land. What he doesn’t
seem to understand is how privileged he is and how many of the people he scorns
would love to have been given his opportunities.
The
Shepherd’s Life
is not particularly well-written but Rebanks received an advance from an agent before
he had written it. Although he appears to despise people who don’t do his work,
they seem to be interested in him. He writes a sort of auto-biography, which
also contains a lot of information about farming and a lot of assumptions about
what non-farmers think of him and his industry. Many of his blunt and
antiquated attitudes are irritating and arrogant, such as his inherent sexism
and antipathy towards intellectuals, but the sections on sheep-farming itself
are interesting and the most engaging.
As a child he followed his
grandfather around the place knowing that he would inherit the farm because he
is male. He has sisters, but it was “different for girls…their role is to leave
and do something else to earn respect.” This knowledge of his purpose in life
means that he feels ownership of the land. “We owned the earth. We’d been here
forever. And we always would be. We would get battered from time to time, but
we would endure and win.”
For him and his family, “our
sense of belonging is all about participation. We belong because we are part of
the work of this place.” And what if we can’t inherit a farm? Will we never ‘belong’?
He dislikes Alfred Wainwright, Chris Bonnington and William Wordsworth because
they’re ‘not from round here’ and so have no right to talk about ‘his’ land; he
thinks climbers, poets, walkers and daydreamers are pointless, and that
tourists are “minor irritants, like ants – they got in the way and they had
strange ideas, but a little bit of bad weather and they’d be gone again to get
on with stuff that mattered.”
The book itself is poorly written,
grammatically clunky and very repetitive; a lot of sections start out telling
us what someone is doing in the present tense, as he tries to set a basic
scene: “My father is wielding a white-handled meat saw…” “My mother is sitting
on a wooden chair in our barn…” “We are working in the sheep pens.” The use of
generic pronouns is also problematic, for example, he writes of his grandfather,
“He had a rough whiskery face when you kissed him goodnight.” This begs the
questions, when did I kiss him, and what was his face like when I didn’t? He
acknowledges, “We are, I guess, all of us, built out of stories” and yet, he doesn’t
narrate his own very well.
He became inspired by books when
he picked up a copy of A Shepherd’s Life
by W.H. Hudson (the story of a shepherd called Caleb Bawcombe) and says he
admires “the brilliant plain storytelling, no messing about”. It is predictable
when he talks of reading; it is of male authors – Camus, Salinger, A.J.P.
Taylor, Orwell – and that his biggest inspiration is the hyper-masculine
Hemingway. After criticising the poets, he tries to write his own, and I
certainly hope he’s a better sheep farmer.
He divides the book into four
seasons, as everything they do is connected to the weather and the natural
cycle. In many respects, shepherding and farming have not changed in centuries.
“You could bring a Viking man to stand on our fell with me and he would
understand what we were doing and the basic pattern of our farming year. The
timing of each task varies depending on the different valleys and farms. Things
are driven by the seasons and necessity, not by our will.”
If you remove the tractors and
the machinery, the farming practices are ancient, and it upsets him that these
traditions, skills and knowledge are being lost or dismissed. He commends the ‘old
ways’ and wants future generations to see the reality of farming and agriculture.
His book is almost a call to arms to protect the natural mechanics and importance
of farming.
James Rebanks is a tough person to like – he has some interesting things to say about sheep and the farming of them in the Lakeland fells, but he tells them in a didactic and hectoring tone. If he could climb down from his privileged perch, his message about sustainable farming might be easier to hear.
Thursday, 26 March 2020
Walking in Circles: London Overground
Tuesday, 17 March 2020
Second Person Singular: You
Wednesday, 29 January 2020
Just right: A Universe of Sufficient Size
Wednesday, 15 January 2020
It's Not About the Girl: The Girl Before
Wednesday, 1 January 2020
Cosy Cat Crime: The Cat Who Sniffed Glue
Tuesday, 24 December 2019
God Help Us: Winter
Ali Smith’s seasonal quartet began with Autumn, published last year, and continues here with Winter. The subject is quite different but many of the themes are familiar. It is written in a continuous fluid style, but with short sentences and without irksome stream-of-consciousness. The novel embroiders snatches of literature and legend into a rich tapestry: a retelling of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol for our times. Dickens opened his festive novel with the words, “Marley was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.” Smith riffs on this idea. “God was dead: to begin with. And romance was dead. Chivalry was dead. Poetry, the novel, painting, they were all dead, and art was dead. Theatre and cinema were both dead. Literature was dead. The book was dead.”
The treatment of nature is centre stage – if Autumn was about Brexit; then Winter is about the environment, and the disasters destroying the planet and humanity. Iris is politically motivated, and the sisters dredge up memories of the Greenham Common protests, about which Smith seems almost nostalgic. She suggests that individuals can still make a different if they work together, as topics range from the Grenfell Tower to the insistence on stopping migrants; the political becomes personal and vice versa. The novel contains CND songs, and 1960-style rhymes about poisonous gasses and noxious chemicals. Horrifyingly, people are crowdfunding to raise money to stop rescue boats from helping refugees.
Having been impressed by Cymbeline, Lux originally came to England because it is the land of Shakespeare. In an obvious political metaphor, she says, “If this writer from this place can make this mad and bitter mess into this graceful thing it is at the end, where the balance comes back and all the lies are revealed and all the losses are compensated… then that’s the place I’m going. I’ll go there, I’ll live there.”
Monday, 9 December 2019
History Never Repeats: The Testaments
Tuesday, 17 September 2019
Making it Up: Today I Am A Book
All of the short, poetic segments (it feels wrong to call them stories, and, besides, they have the tart juiciness of an orange) in this collection are introduced with the words ‘Today I am a…’ It is a great creative writing exercise, and a way to express thoughts and feelings, but a lot of them are complicated and negative.






















